Deluded Simon Porter dreams of passing his medical exam and becoming a doctor - but by starting at the bottom, and becoming the best porter the NHS has ever seen. All he has to do is survive a few months grafting in a hospital basement and try not to kill any of the patients. How hard can that be?Ed must work alongside the cynical, self-styled "Queen of the Porters" Frankie, and naïve nurse Lucy.
Wannabe doctor Simon Porter works as a hospital porter, but a mix-up forces him to pose as a real medic.
Simon offers a kidney to a transplant patient in order to impress Lucy.