Two burned-out city cops - Keymarion "Primetime" Weeyums and Demetrius "Meechie" Franks - relocate to a tropical paradise for a relaxing twilight to their careers. It ends up being the most vicious, menacing place on earth, not even slightly relaxing.
In this episode we flash back to see sandpaper-voiced Captain Solomon showing the Tropical Cops how to become Tropical Cops. Bring your earplugs.
A mad cannibal is tearing scalps from the island's skulls. And deep-frying them. And serving them as delicious crudités. He. Must. Be. Stopped.
The Shrimp Gang are back on the island. Will they give birth and shoot back guns that fire bullets the wrong way round? What do you think?
Dame Edith Ezold hosts the Big Night In, the one night off of the year for the Tropical Cops. But is Dame Edith Ezold really the real Dame Edith Ezold? And what makes her Hibiscus Chicken Kebabs so deelushus?
Cabbage Fizzog turns the faces of the islanders green with his infernally dangerous cabbage fog; cabbage must be defeated with cabbage.
The monstrously evil King Skull plans to make a massive, evil pronouncement; he also plays the flute.
The Hand Gobbler, also dubbed Gecko, gobbles hands left and right, and sometimes even center.
A very hairy individual is imprisoned in Big Danny's Pet Store.
Doughnut baron Ronald the Ringman's patience is tested by a psychedelically annoying and indecisive tourist dubbed Nattanyell.